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Spanish pacific rim is actually a porno.

coelasquid:

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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strangelykatie:

Princess Mononoke print!
askmoonmoon:

stellaxtine:

pep pep

smalldog has been knighted and may now be addressed as SIR smalldog

rumregrets:

masscracc:

You’ll do what?

AHHHAA

(via lokelios)

zzigae:

I am groot. 
tskiyamas:

diggly:

mamacastiel:

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

OK SERPOISULY IF ONE OF YOU GUYS REBLOGS THIS POST ONE MORE TIME I’M GOING TO FUCKING SHOVE A FUCKING WHALE’S ASSHOLE IN YOUR THROAT. TTHIS HAPPENED IN FUCKING AAPRIL. APRIL. LET THIS POST DIE. PLEASE /. THE CAESAR GUY IS GONE. DEAD. NONEXISTANT. SAY GOODBYE TO HIM BEC AUSE HE IS NEVER RETURNING . 5 MONTHS LATER AND I STILL GET CAESAR MESSGAES. STOP TIHIS. I HAVE HAD ENOUGH. IT’ S TIME TO LET IT GO

myasscrossing:

crowtrolls:

hetaliangonewild:

wait till the end

#OMF#for people who don#t understand#Today is Thursday and the weather is amazing#But you don’t have a boyfriend#SHUT UP YOU BASTARD#:Y

(via stonebank)

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

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ccheckov:

rosethevaliant:

kevinology:

this picture pisses me off so fucking much. THIS FUCKING PICTURE OF GOD DAMN COOKIE DOUGH. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT WHEN YOU BAKE FUCKING COOKIES, THEY SPREAD OUT AND ELONGATE. THESE COOKIES ARE PRACTICALLY TOUCHING EACHOTHER. THIS IS GONNA END UP BEING A DAMN COOKIE CAKE. ARE U SHITTING ME HAVE YOU NEVER BAKED COOKIES BEFORE. YOU CAN NOT BAKE 32 INDIVIDUAL COOKIES ON A PAN MADE FOR 16 MAXIMUM. motherfucker

shit gets real in the baking fandom

i guess you could say they were
baking bad

clelta:

We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG

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Going to wizard world Chicago

People at gas station: “are you going to an anime convention?”

Me: *sweats nervously*

sinnohgirl:

Purple Pokemon Unite! and Pink Pokemon Unite! by Berri-Blossom

(via pokemon-global-academy)

Anonymous asked: You have to much tumblr power, you could post a period and it would get 100 notes

joshpeck:

joshpeck:

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honestly good job followers