characters that go from villain to weird family member give me strength
All of the above were things I was asked/told in the past week.
You forgot the “Is that anime?” one.
oh, and “is that you?”
"why does he/she only have one eye?"
OR MY PERSONAL FAVORITE “Why does he look like a girl?”
OR OR OR “Are you drawing porn?”
PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME IF I I WAS DRAWING PORN
my exact responce is “I don’t draw porn in school.”
Anonymous asked: i miss when i played ww because i was only in like 2nd or 3rd grade and i had no idea about villager popularity or any of that and ugh looking back i remember having villagers that now arent very popular and i loved them anyway but i also got super lucky and always got characters like Apollo, Maple, Bones, and Rodeo and i fell in love w them and have them in my town now omg phyllis the memories
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
Shamelessly stolen from facebook, but i don’t care - I feel this is important to share :)
THE LAST ONE
YES THIS LOL
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
when you’re proven wrong and you were really sure you were right
did he jus get knocked out by his titties
(Source: , via jadekittykat)
when you meet someone cool
when that person thinks you’re cool
when you become cool friends with that person
when you do cool stuff together